a german professor told us a story about how he obtained an old nazi penny. he got it from a woman while shopping at a potato market (they are real but only in germany) and she decided he looked like he could use one.
question #1, how many different kinds of potatoes do you need to make an actual market for it?
question #2, why did she have that penny?
question #3, why did my professor looked like he needed one? is he a nazi?
i can’t wait to go to germany man.
i’m suppose to be at qbar tonight. sigh.
So much shit happening this past 2 weeks around the world. Future diplomat me is already fed up and done.
It’s funny to think about all the nasty shit my ex stepfather said about me, being less of an adult because “when I was your age I had a job and kids” and calling me straight up stupid, when two of his paternal granddaughters are basically white trash. One’s only a year older than me and got knocked up and is homeless and the other is a year younger than me who has been suspended multiple times from school for dealing drugs and has been dating a drug dealer. So yea, you win good sir. Look at your family. So much better than mine. Oh I would also like to mention the father of said granddaughters is your son. So good job raising that kid into becoming a decent man and father. And one of your daughters has completely cut you from her life 10 years ago and now you will get the same treatment from me. Father of the century here ladies and gentlemen.
And just to add on, you were also too scared to get a tattoo so you had a set of the same temporary tat for a year or so. Fuckin Pussy.
It’s 4am and I’m missing SF terribly.
do you know how many times i’ve heard those second innuendo jokes about german sausages since people found out that i’m going there?
stuff i will miss about SF
qbar monday nights
super duper burgers
off the grid
running on ocean beach
every thursday nights and the weekends
$1 margaritas at underdogs on fridays
bacon wrapped hotdogs after a bar/club
literally almost every person i talked to is international
the endless food hunt
how incredibly easy it is for a girl to not go home alone or at least get a number
and for a guy if they play their cards right, depending on certain preferences ;)
going to class the next day hungover with my cup of coffee which i’m sure i will be anyways in germany.
and of course all the beautiful friends i’m sad to leave behind. i’ll return in a year and we’ll continue this party, legally…because i’ll be finally turning 21.
i don’t remember 90% of my qbar nights. that’s either a really good thing considering the shit i hear the next day or really bad because it’s a sign that i’m becoming an alcoholic.
At first I was really mad at you for starting something that doesn’t exist but then I remembered that you are also very lonely. I’m still sort of mad at you though.
i have 99 problems and you’re all of them.